Maybe it’s for a date, or perhaps you just need to entertain your co-workers and friends, but good nurse pickup lines are hard to find. Believe it or not, the best way to impress a potential date is to make them laugh.
Many employers have rules in place for dating patients. For this reason, don’t be surprised if a nurse turns down your request for a date.
But you could also be one of the lucky few to marry a nurse that cared for you.
Many remember the horrible Boston Marathon bombing. What many may not know is that one of those involved in the bombing went on to marry one of the nurses who helped care for him.
On Saturday, James Costello, who was seriously injured in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombings, married Krista D’Agostino –- the nurse who helped him through his recovery, according to a statement released by the Hyatt Regency Boston.
So there is no better way to show that special nurse in your life that you are interested while poking fun at yourself at the same time.
10 of the cheesiest nurse pickup lines
- You’re like a car accident, I just can’t look away
- I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me
- Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
- Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs “I Love You!”
- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
- Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
- I wish I were your coronary artery, so I can be wrapped around your heart.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
What is an original nurse pickup line you’ve heard?
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