Open Letter to Adult Swim: Your Saturday Lineup Sucks

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This is the nerd in me speaking. If you’re looking for something healthcare or nursing related, click any of the other links, it will likely land you on something more appropriate. This little rant is all about Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, and the suckiness of their weekend lineup.

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Although I have a great affection the for the Japanese, and their animation, I personally have no desire to watch hours and hours of them every weekend. It shouldn’t matter. If I were a normal human being on a normal schedule then I wouldn’t be up at 3am on a Saturday, and it wouldn’t matter that Ghost in the Shell is on rather than something worth watching like Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, or American Dad. Or heck, I’ve even come to love the oddities and eccentricities of the likes of The Mighty Boosh and Squidbillies. But because  I have to a be 3rd shift freak, I find myself up at 3am on Saturday and when I turn to me reliable Adult Swim for the warm glow of background comedic TV entertainment, I am faced with some dramatic, over-the-top drama about demons, or some other crazy Anime obsession.

It sucks. I don’t like it. And surely I am not alone in this.

Do I think you (the powers that be at Adult Swim) are just going to up and change your whole lineup for me… not hardly. Although, how cool would that be. I could totally be blogosphere famous and you might even do one of those black and white cuts that says something like:

“The Nerdy Nurse – we heard you. Here’s some King of the Hill. Now stop whining”

And then of course you’d play the regular line-up because that’s what the cool-kids do, and 6 days out of the week, you’re totally a cool kid.

Just Not on Saturday

Chibi-3But Saturday… on Saturday, Adult Swim becomes the geekiest loser on the planet. Oh geez, I bet you guy totally embrace furries and everything…. weirdos.

I bet you even bought this book: How To Be An Anime Character – admit it. The hilarious reviews alone almost make me want to spring the $25.

In case you were wondering about my general opinions of the Adult swim programming, I’ll sum it up for you below.

Awesome: Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Squidbillies, The Mighty Boosh, American Dad, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force,

Weirded out by, but not sure if I love or hate them: Metalocalypse, Assy McGee, Eagleheart, Superjail, Mango Wrestling Alliance, Look Around You, Tom & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job, Tom Goes to the Mayor,

Suck: Children’s Hospital, Delocated, Bleach, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Durarara!!, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, InuYasha, Kekkaishi,

And seriously, Adult Swim, when on earth are you going to get your own channel? Waking up to Garfield and Scooby Doo is seriously weirding me out.

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Solid_Intervention
Solid_Intervention

Are you seriously talking shit about master pieces like Ghost in The Shell and Cowboy Bebop, while praising pieces of shit like Family Guy and American dad? The weekdays on adultswim are fucking horrible.I'm not seeing Family Guy or American dad with a coherent plot or developed characters. That's expected though, it's a comedy. BUT THEY EVEN FAIL AT THAT. They rely on recycled humor, and poor references to get by.The insanely cliché characters aren't helping either(though maybe that's intended). Aqua Teen is decent, I'll admit. It's nothing great though, it's writing isn't that great and characters get old. Robot Chicken uses recycled shit as well, they just try to put something in an insanely ridiculous situation.Replace your "suck", with your "awesome"(But leave Children's Hospital, Delocated, Inuyasha, and Bleach) and I think we're a bit more accurate.Ghost in The Shell has a great and deep story with developed characters. As does Cowboy Bebop. FMA approaches alchemist with an interesting plot, "Durarara!!" is a pretty good mystery with a coherent story. These aspects aren't relative to a comedy sitcom(or the like on "as), but they're ACTUALLY GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO.I don't even like anime as much as I used to, now that most of it's Weaboo-Moe- Mindless sexual humor(What you seems to generalize anime fans as), but I can still distinguish the masterpieces(Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Peace Maker) from the decent(Kuroko's Basketball, Attack on Titan), and the terrible (Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Black Butler, Guilty Crown).I get that this is your opinion, but that was unreasonable, and with no factual points.